The preschool we're sending Carter to is through the school district's ECFE program, so has a day once every other week that the parents come with the kids. The first day of school was a parenting day. Every night as I'm getting Carter ready for bed, we discuss what's going to happen on the next day.
Me: Carter, tomorrow you'll go to school all by yourself.
Carter: Mommy, I can't drive yet.
Me: (Trying not to laugh) I know you can't. Daddy will drop you off and I'll pick you up.
Carter: Oh, I was worried that I'd have to drive all by myself.
And he's pretty much always this funny.